Thank You, Mr. Falker
- Written by: Patricia Polacco
- Illustrated by: Patricia Polacco
- Published by: Philomel Books
- Read by: Jane Kaczmarek
- Suggested grade level: 3rd - 4th
- Run time: 16.5 minutes
Little Trisha is overjoyed at the thought of starting school and learning how to read. But right from the start, when she tries to read, all the letters and numbers just get jumbled up. Her classmates make matters worse by calling her "dummy" and "toad".